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poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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(via granoladick)

I feel like death today. I woke up feeling exhausted because my nose was running on and off all night. Every time I would get comfy, my nose would run like crazy. Now I’m at work (well… I’ve been in the bathroom at work for about 25 minutes) with upset stomach and trying to get all of this snot out of my head. Ugh. I wish my boss was here so I could just get my check and go to the doctors office.

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

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