Tweets

kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.

(via voiceofpetga)

221bisthenumberforme:

squidyword:

i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

should someone say something

(via smileonherlipscutsonherhips)

rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

(Source: rain-force, via wastedinvodka)

janelleallson:

When they say ‘I Love you’ when it’s just a hookup

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When he/she says the wrong name…

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When you forget to use protection

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When your parents walk in

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When your partner sneezes

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When they fart or queef

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When they sneeze AND fart

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When he sticks it in the wrong hole

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When you forgot to pee

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When she’s sucking and throws up on your dick.

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When you forget to do your homework … during sex

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Don’t have sex kids … it will get awkward and you will dieimage

(Source: janellealicehood, via zaynsmilk)